I started this blog on Blogspot in early 2010 because… I wanted to start a blog, and figured the world could do with another hilarious rant blog. I make no claims as to my hilarity (in fact, I think I’m pretty lame most of the time) but I hope that among the more frivolous posts there will be some incisive criticism about how embarrassing it is to be surrounded by morons.
If you happen to be one of those morons, welp, you can send your hate mail to firstname.lastname@example.org, where, I can assure you, I will not read it. Take your butthurt somewhere else, because I have neither the time nor the patience for it. ♥